Faust I Know-it-all Faust
The Devil he trusted Gretchen in the course Got screwed and busted
The Metamorphosis Gregor awakes, Feeling crusty Family mourns, Room grows dusty. Family freaks, Attacks bugsy. Beetle's dead, Grete's lusty.
Cassandra "Trojans, listen up! Helena is a cover-up! She is not in Troy, the government is deceiving us all." Cassandra they ignore, hence the Trojan war.